Archive for October, 2011
If Beyonce ever decided to pursue a profession in Muay Thai, it would be ‘lights out’ for the industry. She could crush the equivalent of two, larger-sized Thai men in half simultaneously.
Former Miss England finalist and plus-plus-size model Chloe Marshall has a BMI index of 26.03, which is considered overweight. England has a shortage of orthodontists and a surplus of Chloe Marshall.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is a beautiful woman, until you find yourself taking pause at the density of her legs, the likes of which could kill many large farm animals in one violent, sweeping rib cage kick. Here is Jennifer at a premiere for Horrible Bosses (note no farm animals are present).