Who Wore It Fatter?

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Who Wore The Bikini Fatter: Antonella Roccuzzo vs Lionel Messi?

Lionel Messi may be good at football (soccer) but he should leave his jockey bikinis at home.  Antonella Roccuzzo looks absolutely stunning.

 

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Who Wore It Fatter: Reese Witherspoon vs Jessica Simpson?

There’s no argument who is packing more pounds here.  Jessica looks like a blow up doll with too much air in it.

 

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Who Wore It Fatter: Nelly Furtado vs Lea Michele?

Nelly Furtado wins convincingly from a weight standpoint against Lea Michele, each shown here wearing a Hever Leger black dress.  We’ve suspected Nelly’s lower body area to be “above average” (her music videos are pretty good at hiding the heavy “elements”), but this gives you some idea into the situation.

 

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Who Wore It Fatter: Ashanti vs Katy Perry?

This fat match up is between Ashanti at a Princess Grace Awards Gala in New York City wearing an Issa Fall one shoulder dress and Katy Perry wearing the same thing. Shoulders alone, Ashanti is the clear winner. It is worth noting we’ve seen a lot of music videos of Ashanti and to this day we have no idea how much she weighs.

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Who Wore It Fatter At The Oscars? Camila Alves vs Busy Philipps

Seeing Camila Alves and Cougar Town Busy Philipps next to each you know exactly which one makes a living looking hot for the camera.  Busy Phillips reigns victorious in this fat match up.

 

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